話說老仙翁吩咐「有請濟公！」老仙翁心中思想：「我見濟顛看看是何許人也？要是大路金仙，頭上有白氣。要是西方的羅漢，頭上有金光、佛光、靈光。他要是妖精，必有黑氣。要是凡夫俗子，我也看得出來。」正在思想之際，見和尚自外面進來，老仙翁一看，乃是凡夫俗子，心裡說：「聞名不如見面，見面勝是聞名。褚道緣張道陵太也無能，受他的挫辱，真正可笑。」
话说老仙翁吩咐「有请济公！」老仙翁心中思想：「我见济颠看看是何许人也？要是大路金仙，头上有白气。要是西方的罗汉，头上有金光、佛光、灵光。他要是妖精，必有黑气。要是凡夫俗子，我也看得出来。」正在思想之际，见和尚自外面进来，老仙翁一看，乃是凡夫俗子，心里说：「闻名不如见面，见面胜是闻名。褚道缘张道陵太也无能，受他的挫辱，真正可笑。」
Now, the Old Immortal Elder gave the order: “Ask Ji Gong in!” And he thought to himself: “I’ll see this Crazy Ji and find out what sort of being he is. If he is one of the great Golden Immortals, there will be white vapour above his head. If he is an arhat from the West, there will be golden light, Buddha light, divine light above his head. If he is a demon, there is sure to be black vapour. And if he is a common mortal, I shall see that too.” Just as he was thinking this, he saw the monk come in from outside. The Old Immortal Elder looked, and here was a common mortal. He said to himself: “Hearing of a man is not as good as seeing him, and seeing him beats hearing of him. Chu Daoyuan and Zhang Daoling must be utterly useless, to let a man like this humiliate them. It’s truly laughable.”
老妖狐一看，也是這樣想，憑他一個凡夫俗子，我徒弟會不敢惹他？和尚來到鶴軒一看，這院子是東跨院，北房五間，明三暗五。北上房鶴軒簾櫳高卷，靠北牆一張條桌，上面擺著許多的經卷，老子道德五千言。正當中掛著乾坤奧妙大葫蘆，頭前一張八仙桌，兩邊有椅子，上首椅子上坐著一個道姑，約有四十來往的年歲，白淨面皮，很透著年少的樣子，長的甚為美貌，頭戴青布道冠，身穿藍布道袍，青護領相襯，白襪雲鞋，下首椅子上坐著老仙翁，和尚一看，說：「你們公母倆好呀？」
老妖狐一看，也是这样想，凭他一个凡夫俗子，我徒弟会不敢惹他？和尚来到鹤轩一看，这院子是东跨院，北房五间，明三暗五。北上房鹤轩帘栊高卷，靠北墙一张条桌，上面摆着许多的经卷，老子道德五千言。正当中挂着乾坤奥妙大葫芦，头前一张八仙桌，两边有椅子，上首椅子上坐着一个道姑，约有四十来往的年岁，白净面皮，很透着年少的样子，长的甚为美貌，头戴青布道冠，身穿蓝布道袍，青护领相衬，白袜云鞋，下首椅子上坐着老仙翁，和尚一看，说：「你们公母俩好呀？」
The old fox demon looked and thought the same: a common mortal like him, and my disciples didn’t dare tangle with him? The monk came to the Crane Studio and looked about. This was the east side courtyard. The north building had five rooms, three in view, five within. In the Crane Studio in the main room on the north side, the door curtain was rolled up high. Against the north wall stood a long narrow table with many scriptures set out on it, Laozi’s Daodejing among them. In the very middle hung the Great Gourd of Cosmic Mysteries. In front of it stood an Eight Immortals table with chairs on either side. In the chair at the place of honour sat a Daoist nun of about forty, fair and clear of skin and looking much younger than her years, and very beautiful. She wore a black cloth Daoist cap and a blue cloth Daoist robe set off with a black collar band, white socks and cloud-pattern shoes. In the lower chair sat the Old Immortal Elder. The monk looked at them and said, “How are you keeping, the old cock and the hen?”
玉面老妖狐一聽臊的面一紅，老仙翁一聽，「呵」了一聲，說：「來者是靈隱寺濟公？」和尚說：「豈敢！仙翁，我叫道濟。」仙翁說：「道濟。」和尚說：「喲，好說，太悅。」老仙翁說：「顛僧。」和尚說：「毛道。」老仙翁說：「顛僧真乃大膽。」和尚說：「膽子小，還不敢來呢！」老妖狐說：「我打算怎樣個濟顛和尚呢？原來是一個丐僧。你瞧你這件破僧衣，實在難堪。」和尚微然一笑，說：
「是人莫笑我這件破僧衣，我這件僧衣甚出奇。三萬六千窟窿眼，六十四塊補釘嵌。打開遮天能蓋地，認上袖袂一僧衣。冬暖夏涼春溫熱，秋令時節蟲遠離。有人要問價多少，萬兩黃金不與衣。」
玉面老妖狐一听臊的面一红，老仙翁一听，「呵」了一声，说：「来者是灵隐寺济公？」和尚说：「岂敢！仙翁，我叫道济。」仙翁说：「道济。」和尚说：「哟，好说，太悦。」老仙翁说：「颠僧。」和尚说：「毛道。」老仙翁说：「颠僧真乃大胆。」和尚说：「胆子小，还不敢来呢！」老妖狐说：「我打算怎样个济颠和尚呢？原来是一个丐僧。你瞧你这件破僧衣，实在难堪。」和尚微然一笑，说：
「是人莫笑我这件破僧衣，我这件僧衣甚出奇。三万六千窟窿眼，六十四块补钉嵌。打开遮天能盖地，认上袖袂一僧衣。冬暖夏凉春温热，秋令时节虫远离。有人要问价多少，万两黄金不与衣。」
At that the Jade-Faced Old Fox Demon went red with shame. The Old Immortal Elder said “Ah!” and then: “Is this Ji Gong of Lingyin Temple who comes?” “You flatter me,” said the monk. “Immortal Elder, my name is Daoji.” “Daoji,” said the Immortal Elder. “Oh, too kind, Taiyue,” said the monk. “Crazy monk,” said the Old Immortal Elder. “Mangy Daoist,” said the monk. “Crazy monk, you are bold indeed,” said the Old Immortal Elder. “If I were timid I wouldn’t have dared to come!” said the monk. The old fox demon said, “And what sort of Crazy Ji did I imagine? He’s nothing but a beggar monk. Look at that tattered robe of yours — it’s a disgrace.” The monk gave a faint smile and said,
“Let no one laugh at this tattered robe of mine;this robe of mine is a marvel.Thirty-six thousand holes for the wind,sixty-four patches set all round.Spread it out and it shades the sky and covers the earth;slip into the sleeves and it’s a monk’s robe again.Warm in winter, cool in summer, mild in spring;and in autumn every insect keeps away.If anyone asks me what it’s worth —not for ten thousand taels of gold would I part with it.”